Q: Please help me i need to give a thanksgiving speech to my principal and other friends with whom i spent a very amazing, joyous and fun-filled 12 years.The problem is i have my main central part but am not gettin how to conclude and mainly how to START.Please Help I know it should come from the heart and i have lots of stuff but the Start is troubling me.Please help No dude its in Feb itself acc. tomorow!! :(
A: Start with something that involves a monkey and finish your speech with a big wet fart and shout the words "David Spade is Bald!". works like a charm