Q: So this year for Thnksgiving it's my turn to make a speech and i dont know what to say. It doesnt have to be incredible or symbolic or anything but i have not even the slightest clue. if you guys could just give me some ideas or like quotes to use or something that would be awesome. Thank you!!!
A: Wow, I've never heard of anyone having to give a Thansgiving speech before.So my advice is: give a speech intentionally so awful you'll never be asked to speak again. Or make it something so short and sweet that everyone will love it, and a new tradition will start where every year you say "Good drink. Good meat. Good God, lets eat!" and that is the "speech" for the rest of time.