Q: And, do you think that my local grocery store sells maize? I mean, the real maize, you know, the good stuff.
A: I don't know where you're from, but around here we don't talk about Native Americans on Thanksgiving. I really wish people would give Pilgrims the respect they deserve... coming to a new place, so frightened and not knowing what to expect, and yet they were clever enough to get things done, no matter what the cost. How dare you! Eat Pilgrim corn like a real American!