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A: 1..eating turkey 2..eating pumpkin pie 3..watching football 4..falling asleep 5..burping and farting 6..looking for left overs 7..eating more pie 8..watching more football 9..listen to the relatives b!tch about other relatives 10..eat more pie 11..watch them b!tch cuz so-and-so gets to take mire left overs home than they do 12...after everybody leaves...eat more pie 13..try to ignore the mess and hope the wife cleans up