Q: I am boycotting the "Irish" holiday of St Patrick's Day! I hereby refuse to celebrate a supposed irish holiday based on a bloody WELSHMAN!! plus st Patrciks day is so patronizing. bobbing for cabbage? potato hunts? AN F'ING GUINESS DRINKING CONTEST!! now i loike guiness as much as an irishman should, but thats insulting.
A: Saint Nicholas (Santa) was the patron saint of thieves and prostitutes, among others, Saint Valentine was in prison for most of his life... somehow committing the cardinal sin of being Welsh just doesn't sound all that bad.