Q: Proposition317.com Help make St. Patrick's Day an official holiday in the US.Would you like to make St. Patrick's Day an official holiday in the US? Why or why not? Go to Proposition317.com to help the cause. Proposition 3-17 is a campaign to make St. Patrick's Day an official holiday in the US. In order to present the petition to Congress, the brewers of Guinness stout need 1 million signatures by midnight of march 16th. All in favor raise your pints! Proposition317.com
A: it's not politically correct enough. All new holidays will have to be in celebration of a black, a woman, a homosexual, or a criminal. Heaven forbid you even think about naming a holiday after a dead white guy ! You have your f-ing NERVE !!! HHMMMPH.