What do you do to celebrate St. Patrick's Day?

Q: My friends and I really get into the spirt of it. We always go to the Irish bars in town and we always wear green.

A: Wear green. Drink green beer. Check out green tongue in reflection of the glass. Make new and interested friends while doing so. Drink green beer bought by my new friends Ask my new friends to show me theirs (green tongue that is). Drink green beer (at this point I don't know who bought this round). Take off green.

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