Q: you know, "A capital ship for an ocean trip was the Walloping Window Blind! No wind that blew dismayed her crew or troubled the Captain's mind!" I'm not standing in the shower lathering up the johnson or anything like that, just singing. Serious answers only! well, its EVERY day! i shower EVERY day! don't you? and no, no windows in the bathroom. hello! you can't tell me i'm the ONLY muslim in the world who SINGS in the shower!!!!!

A: you CAN'T be friggin serious!