Q: Ok its my birthday 20th October, and i don't know what to do, its my 16th so i want to do something special, but lets face it its not going to be anything like 'my super sweet sixteen' i wish - its also going to be me and my boyfriends half year anniversary. I'm stuck. Any ideas?

A: 1 - Hire a bouncy castle 2 - Order 5 beast size pizzas from Snappy Tomato Pizza 3 - Go out onto the street and invite any old dick into your party 4 - Play music loud well into the night and piss off the neighbours so the police get called 5 - Get so drunk that you don't know where you are then be sick on the new sofa 6 - Shag your boyfriend 7 - Wake up the next morning with a hangover and pissed off parents