Q: My daughters birthday is in May. she will be turning 16. i know i still have plenty of time but does anyone have any suggestions on what to do? I do not have a lot of money so a car is out of the question. she is not the 'girly girl' type but she does have quite a few friends. usually for her birthday i have had her parties at a park with some friends and grill out or just let her have about 2 friends spend the night and take them out to a movie, dinner, and maybe the fair ( if one was in town). i just want her to have a good 16th, something she would remember.
A: Buy a chastity belt, duct tape and rope. Tie her to her bed post with enough room on the rope to reach the bathroom, cover her mouth with duct tape and hang the chastity belt by the front door! Good luck for the next several years!