Q: I'm sad.
A: And it is a good thing for you too! You don't need nothing! In Germany the Birthday person buys their own cake. Makes sense as you get something good this way instead of some cheap crap you cheap family and friends would have bought you. The wedding cake is bad too..it is the sure cure for a very active libido..believe me one bite and your not "in the MOOD"..it is for sure I once knew a man who worked from nine to five just to pay his monthly bills was why he stayed alive that is depressing...so just have a couple of cold ones and go to bed early