Q: it can be funny or sweet but nothing too sappy. thanks for the help!! It could also be driving related I was thinks of 17 bits of wisdom for driving but with a funny twist only i can only think of 4. anything will help!
A: dont make them all about driving, give him ** 17 bits of wisdom** and start with the four you have, then something like.. ---never call a girl more than twice without her calling you back or your stalking, -- only worry about pleasing the man in the mirror, he is the only one that your accountable to. -- before you argue, step back and say, Will i still care about this a year from now? if not then shut up and dont bother. etc etc.. they dont all have to be humour, to make some of them funny and some of them serious would be the best way, I think GOOD LUCK