Q: I just want to buy some firecrackers and bottle rockets but PA sucks how do i get some?

A: Drive to the Phantom Fireworks about at the border of PA and MD and get someone from outside of PA to buy you what you want in there. You can get some good shit. Tomorrow, everything is buy 1 get 1 free. June 11-30 everything is buy 1 get 1 for $0.99.