Q: As you may no, a great war is waging. The media elite want to take the Great pumpkin out of Halloween, out of our schools, and out of the US Constitution. Do you feel this is wrong? Where do McCain and Obama stand on this issue? That first "no" should be a "know." Don't let my typos distract from the real issue: don't take The Great Pumpkin out of HallowGreatPumpkinWeen.
A: i smashed the Great Pumpkin in the street last Halloween. He's dead now.