Q: Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
A: easter is a word derived from the name of a springtime anglo-saxon fertility goddess Eostre or somthing like that, i cant remember the exact spelling but i am only off by a letter,. then the over christianized zealots from the vatican arrived and screwed it all up. as for the bunnies they got added by that over-sexed wrinkly orange skinned freak hugh heffner.