Q: I've been calling it "Weeniethanksmas" for a long time-- it starts in August, when the first bags of Halloween candy come out. Then we slide into September when there's a frantic pace to add Thanksgiving and Christmas trimmings and even more candy. In addition to all the sugar, we throw in lots of booze between Thanks and Mas. Right after Thanks, we take lots of money and set fire to it. ( Blame it on all the sugar). It ends with a terrific mental and physical crash on New Year's Eve. The closer you get to a diabetic coma, the more fun you've had. Whaddya think?? And Happy Weeniethanksmas to all!

A: Thats hilarious!