Q: Im writing an editorial about how Australia is forbidden to say HO HO HO cuz its too close for the american slang for "Prostitute". i need to know how long santa's been saying ho ho ho, i mean when it all started thanks a bunch!
A: Instead of saying Ho Ho Ho, you could say "Lady of the Evening, Lady of the Evening, Lady of the Evening". lol (I love that courtesy of Larry the Cable Guy)