Q: See, I'm a bit anxious because on Xmas Eve, I heard a loud crash in my backyard (this is true), and the following morning, discovered what was left of a deer after it had been torn apart by...I dunno. My bedmate insisted that what I heard was something falling off my bedside table, but I'm convinced it was either Cupid or Dasher plummeting off the roof while that Burle Ives look alike struggled to squeeze down my narrow chimney. Anyway, if you hear anything about a missing reindeer, please let me know immediately. It's been three weeks and I'm still cleaning up the mess.
A: OJ Simpson came by and "took care of things." He thought Donner had some of his football memoribilia.